Look at the CRAFTSMANSHIP! Does that look like a second place ugly sweater to you?
Redditor "johncessna" has had a tradition for the last 8 years: Make the most depraved Christmas cards possible. They're always a riot and he's really outdone himself this time.
When you can celebrate the holidays AND make a great pun, why not?
Short answer: NO Long answer, with science: Just watch.