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Twenty-Two Sassy Christmas Tweets Perfect For Gettin' Festive

Can you guys even believe that it's nearly Christmas? That means that it's nearly New Years, which means it's the end of a decade! But before we get too ahead of ourselves, let's take some time to enjoy some sassy Christmas cheer - because, let's face it, we're all a little stressed out and could use some dumb humor for a hot second.

Funny tweets about Christmas | tweet by BoogTweets Imagine finding lists with kids names and addresses some old guys house titled naughty and nice and not calling cops
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Politician's Overly Sensitive Tweets About 'Holiday Trees' Get Roasted

It's November now so naturally we're getting into the yearly debates about the holiday season and political correctness. What's the argument this time, you ask? Well, it all spawned when former Governor of Wisconsin Scott Walker tweeted complaints about people referring to Christmas trees as "holiday trees." 

He also tweeted that menorahs are to be solely referred to as such, rather than a "holiday candle holder." 

Our take on the whole thing? Call your winter holiday decorations whatever the hell you want; shouldn't we be focused on more, ya know, pressing issues facing our nation?

Funny mocking tweets about Scott Walker's 'holiday tree' tweet
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20 Festive Breakup Excuses That Want to Help Get You out of Buying a Christmas Gift This Year

Over the weekend people shared their favorite takes on #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses, and going through these, I've gotta admit..pretty impressed. Goes without saying these are NOT going to help you avoid the steaming sugar coated sh*tpile that'll fall from the sky upon your life if you try to use one of 'em.

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Everyone Wants This Man to Drive Them to the Airport After an Angry Christmas Tweet

Tis the season for people to start complaining about how no one says "Merry Christmas" anymore.

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When No One Bought This Mom's Holiday Crafts, People on Twitter Stepped up in the Best Way Possible

On a dark and saddening day in late November, Hett tweeted a devastating picture that his mother, Figen Murray sent him from a craft fair.

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When you and your boss's baby get along this well, your promotion is in the bag... right? Doesn't matter, you're going to need to keep this gif for all your holiday parties moving forward.