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Can you guys even believe that it's nearly Christmas? That means that it's nearly New Years, which means it's the end of a decade! But before we get too ahead of ourselves, let's take some time to enjoy some sassy Christmas cheer - because, let's face it, we're all a little stressed out and could use some dumb humor for a hot second.

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

Over the weekend people shared their favorite takes on #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses, and going through these, I've gotta admit..pretty impressed. Goes without saying these are NOT going to help you avoid the steaming sugar coated sh*tpile that'll fall from the sky upon your life if you try to use one of 'em.

No, not just one Christmas song... It's all of them.

Tis the season for people to start complaining about how no one says "Merry Christmas" anymore.

On a dark and saddening day in late November, Hett tweeted a devastating picture that his mother, Figen Murray sent him from a craft fair.

JK, that's not the beaver's name... yet.

Kotaku found some ungrateful people who are complaining about getting the wrong video game console for Christmas. See all the rage below...