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Can you guys even believe that it's nearly Christmas? That means that it's nearly New Years, which means it's the end of a decade! But before we get too ahead of ourselves, let's take some time to enjoy some sassy Christmas cheer - because, let's face it, we're all a little stressed out and could use some dumb humor for a hot second.

It's November now so naturally we're getting into the yearly debates about the holiday season and political correctness. What's the argument this time, you ask? Well, it all spawned when former Governor of Wisconsin Scott Walker tweeted complaints about people referring to Christmas trees as "holiday trees." 

He also tweeted that menorahs are to be solely referred to as such, rather than a "holiday candle holder." 

Our take on the whole thing? Call your winter holiday decorations whatever the hell you want; shouldn't we be focused on more, ya know, pressing issues facing our nation?

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

Over the weekend people shared their favorite takes on #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses, and going through these, I've gotta admit..pretty impressed. Goes without saying these are NOT going to help you avoid the steaming sugar coated sh*tpile that'll fall from the sky upon your life if you try to use one of 'em.

No, not just one Christmas song... It's all of them.

Tis the season for people to start complaining about how no one says "Merry Christmas" anymore.

On a dark and saddening day in late November, Hett tweeted a devastating picture that his mother, Figen Murray sent him from a craft fair.

JK, that's not the beaver's name... yet.