While doing a bit of Christmas shopping, my mom criticized my dad for not trying to haggle with the sales lady for a lower price. My dad answered, "Well, I didn't want to dicker." and my little sister immediately responded with, "Dicker? I hope not; you barely even met her!" My parents were speechless and IMMD!
My son, (who was 12 at the time) and I were Christmas shopping. I was tired and frustrated, and had pretty much had enough of the holiday season at that point. After snapping at him over something he said, he paused and said, "Dad, I love you. But I'm not sure if it's because you're my Dad or if it's Stockholm Syndrome." IMMD!