Over the weekend people shared their favorite takes on #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses, and going through these, I've gotta admit..pretty impressed. Goes without saying these are NOT going to help you avoid the steaming sugar coated sh*tpile that'll fall from the sky upon your life if you try to use one of 'em.
Bridget is practically famous on Reddit for her clever Christmas cards. Well now she's back and MORE SINGLE THAN EVER. She's been doing this for at least seven years and honestly, we almost hope she never finds love (sorry).
"Baby, It's Cold Outside" brings questions along with its holiday cheer. Questions like: "Wait, why won't he just let her go home?" and "Did this lovable Christmas song just imply that he drugged her drink?"
If you haven't noticed a certain lack of consent, you may want to listen again.
This couple has completely rewritten the lyrics to sound a lot less disconcerting.