Over the weekend people shared their favorite takes on #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses, and going through these, I've gotta admit..pretty impressed. Goes without saying these are NOT going to help you avoid the steaming sugar coated sh*tpile that'll fall from the sky upon your life if you try to use one of 'em.
"Baby, It's Cold Outside" brings questions along with its holiday cheer. Questions like: "Wait, why won't he just let her go home?" and "Did this lovable Christmas song just imply that he drugged her drink?"
If you haven't noticed a certain lack of consent, you may want to listen again.
This couple has completely rewritten the lyrics to sound a lot less disconcerting.