Should Have Called it a Christmistry

The Presents Are Going to End Up Yards Away From This Tree

Who Needs Ornaments?

A Christmas Pine-Tree

Santa's Going Around Picking Fights With People!

The Best Christmas Decorations for the Lazy

M'erry Hitchmas

And That's Why Dad Has Twenty Ties

Your Christmas Gift is Here, Ladies

Farmer Serenades His Cattle With a Trombone Rendition of 'Jingle Bells'

I'll Just Be in Any Other Aisle Possible, Dad...

Shut it Down, We Don't Need Any Other Nativity Scenes

Never Trust Those Furry Little Hellbeasts

Also, Happy Holidays!

Michigan Cops Pull Drivers Over Only to Surprise Them With Personalized Christmas Presents

Progressive Christmas Carols Are Just What You Need to Check Your Privilege, You Bigoted Lump of Coal