(While watching mom hang stockings)
Me: Mom, you only have two kids, why are you hanging six stockings?
Mom: Well, two are for the dogs, three for the cats, and one for the bird.
Me: So where's Sister's stocking? And mine?
Mom: Oh like I'm getting gifts for you two.
I live a couple hundred miles away from my mum who is awesome, hilarious and my best friend. She found out that my housemate and I were holding a Christmas party for some girlfriends so she sent us a HUGE box of treats - food, decorations, candles, games, you name it - all individually wrapped and packaged. Then at the bottom she'd also included a two page poem she'd written all about the box and it's contents. MM(and my housemates)Xmas!
Before my mom passed away, she started a holiday tradition called Health Wealth and Happiness bags. Oranges for health, Chocolate coins for wealth, and Chunky candy bars for happiness. After searching all over town I finally found the last two Chunky bars available. Being able to continue a favorite holiday tradition totally MMD!
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