Never go looking under your parents bed for your Christmas presents. You may just find a large box of adult toys. #LFMF
Cousin: *pointing to large five foot tall package by the Christmas tree* Dad is gonna love what I got him, he's been needing it for a while.
His older brother: You need to poke holes in the box so the stripper can breath.
I've been worried about Christmas coming up soon, and not being able to buy gifts for my family because of being unemployed. While I was moving things around in my room, I found the one hundred dollar bill that I put back in June for Christmas. I forgot all about it hiding it in save keeping. IMMD
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