Roasting chesnuts yourself isn't as great as it sounds if you don't COMPLETELY score the bottom of each one: you may end up cowering in the corner of your kitchen while they explode all over. #LFMF
If it's been a while since you weighed yourself and you know you've "put on a few" don't pick Christmas morning to step on the scale, even if it is just to figure out the weight of the Christmas roast. Those "few pounds" are actualy 20 and you won't want to eat the rest of the day. #LFMF
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