(While watching mom hang stockings)
Me: Mom, you only have two kids, why are you hanging six stockings?
Mom: Well, two are for the dogs, three for the cats, and one for the bird.
Me: So where's Sister's stocking? And mine?
Mom: Oh like I'm getting gifts for you two.
When leaving out cookies for "Santa" keep the cookies out of reach of the dog. She WILL eat all of the cookies and throw up on the plate leaving your family in tears. #LFMF
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