Roasting chesnuts yourself isn't as great as it sounds if you don't COMPLETELY score the bottom of each one: you may end up cowering in the corner of your kitchen while they explode all over. #LFMF
When making a Christmas fruitcake from scratch don't forget just how much alcohol went into the mix before letting your young child lick the bowl. Nothing says "Christmas cheer" like a drunk four-year-old. #LFMF
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