(While watching mom hang stockings)
Me: Mom, you only have two kids, why are you hanging six stockings?
Mom: Well, two are for the dogs, three for the cats, and one for the bird.
Me: So where's Sister's stocking? And mine?
Mom: Oh like I'm getting gifts for you two.
Ever since my husband's mother passed away over ten years ago, my husband hasn't really celebrated Christmas. This year, in honor of us getting married and for the family we hope to start, he made a big effort to be festive. He bought and put up Christmas decorations, participated in a Secret Santa and an ugly holiday sweater party. I was so proud and IMMHoliday!
Mom: I wonder what I can get your Dad for Christmas.
Me(being silly): Your Mother!
Mom: He doesn't want THAT.
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