When you are in a christmas choir never lean backwards. The girl behind with the candle is not paying attention and will set your hair on fire. #LFMF
Roasting chesnuts yourself isn't as great as it sounds if you don't COMPLETELY score the bottom of each one: you may end up cowering in the corner of your kitchen while they explode all over. #LFMF
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